Fun with students

In my English Salon group a couple nights ago I taught the students how to play "Do you love your neighbor?" Whatever student was caught in the middle had to do a song or a dance for the whole group. I had a girl sing Chinese opera, another sing all verses and chorus of a Backstreet Boys song, and, my favorite, an on the spot English translation of a Chinese children's song Two Tigers, sung to the tune of Frere Jacques:
"Two tigers, two tigers
Running fast, running fast,
One has no ears,
The other has no ass,
Very strange, very strange"

(Lost in translation: "Ass" should have been "tail") Very strange indeed!
All performances were very impressive, but it was my headstand that stole the show!

Also, today in class we had a boy named Fack. We made him change it, so now he is called Black.
We asked who their heroes are and a student said Optimus Prime. We asked if they could have one superpower what would it be and a student said all of his hands would be guns so he could kill all the thieves and bad guys to help the police. Awesome.